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Thursday, December 15, 2005

this is special post. talking like a twit for dummies.

wait, DISCLAIMER. WHATEVER YOU READ YOU WILL FORGET IN 10 SECONDS. i have nothing against twits. i enjoy the language truely. ( like anyone gives a damn about disclaimers)

for those who dont know what twits means, click here

lets get on with the show. first of all why am i doing this. ever encountered a situation where someone spoke to you iN An intwestingg mannEr worxX.

your reaction was bbqwtfholy what was that. and there was this strange force compelling you to learn the language for a few simple reasons.

1. ii waNa biie lyk demx!!!
2. im going to make fun of them by talking like that
3. well their my friends so i want to try to understand them
4. im going to make fun of them by talking like that (ON PURPOSE)

So lucky for you i am here to teach you some tips and tricks to talking like a twit in no time.

THE BEGINNERS GUIDE:

to start off we use the sentence 'hey what are you doing now' for an example.

1. its always a good idea to repeat words.
'heyy whatt arre youu doinngg noww'

2. now you alternatively caps the words to your taStE
'heYy WhaTT arrE YoUu DoinNgg nOww'

your doing fine, but not twit enough.

3. now add in random characters like symbols~ numbers etc.
'heYyx~ whaTzzZ Arre yOUx doinnggxz nOWws'

that about ends the beginners guide. for those who think they can handle the advanced twit guide. sCrollx downn~~





so you made it. WELCOME TO THE ADVANCED TWIT TALKING GUIDE FOR DUMMIES. btw i love pufferfish.

lets move on. wait, DISCLAIMER. WHATEVER YOU READ YOU WILL FORGET IN 10 SECONDS. i have nothing against twits. i enjoy the language truely. ( like anyone gives a damn about disclaimers)


lets move on for real. alright things are going to change abit now. instead of adding on to your words. YOUR GOING TO CHANGE YOUR WORDS. thats right your going to write your own language. i must say its a hard thing to do and i haven't mastered it. takes time and courage and alot of practice. here goes

1. change the words to letters that make the word sound cute. as simple as that and using the beginner guide tips, apply all 4 and you got it.

for example love, change to stuff ranging from LuRbeex, lubiieex to LuRbeLuRbeeXxX
the possibilities are really endless.

for the convinience of all i'll make a conversion of 15 commonly used words so you'll get a rough idea.

hey h3yy0WwxxzZ
me miie
cute keWtxXx
pretty pwEettiee
lonely L0neliexX
girl geRLzZ
skirt 5kiRtx
baby bwAbiie
clubbing cLuBBin'xZ
goodnight niteXnitezZ~~
hugging hUggiesSx
hurt hURtxX
waiting waiitiinx
i need love cUmx (sniggers)
you eux

well thats all the help i can provide to you noobs. i hope the work i've done will help you in your quest to understand people's culture better.

plagarized from 472